{Watching Lost}

Me: "Oh, neat, I have that shirt."

Him: "What?"

Me: "That shirt, the one she's wearing, I have it."

Him: [Laughs] "Oh that. I know that shirt."

Me: "Yeah?"

Him: "Sure, I have a picture of you wearing it."

Me: [Pondering look] "Really, I don't think I've ever had a picture taken in it."

Him: "I know sweetie, the picture's in my head."