I am full of womanly rage (and when I say rage I mean hormones).
 
Yes, I got teary for no reason when that stupid "500 miles" song came on the radio on my way home from class. I had a near miss throwing my cell phone out an open window when it lost reception. And I nearly kicked a cat when she scratched the couch for the fiftieth time this morning before I left for class. I've gotta tell you, I pray nobody pisses me off on this camping trip... The mountains are a great place to dump a body.

Now I'm laughing evilly... You know things have gotten bad. Its sort of sick how funny I think this is.