Selected moments...

I got into an argument with my therapist today. It was ridiculous. I couldn't believe she was actually arguing with me. Fwa.

It was 104 degrees here. It feels like HELL in my apartment. BQ and I went out to dinner and to Super Target to avoid the heat. I walked around naked for about 85% of the time I was home today, moaning to the cats about the heat, they looked at me like "Shut up bia-tch, we're wearing fur coats."

BQ is talking to the horrible man she is dating on the phone right now... They are talking about me. Its funny. She knows I can hear her and she's avoiding eye contact so she won't explode into never-ending laughter... I think she's starting to realize THAT HE'S AN INCREDIBLE DUMBASS. That's what I'll be referring to him as from now on: "The Incredible Dumbass" or "TID"... Seriously... He's a really dumb fuck. I like how she tells him so on occasion, but he's too stupid to know it... Now she's getting frustrated. Now I'm writing signs to her from across the room and its making her laugh... Ones that say "You're not sorry" and "Liar" when she said she liked him. I love her.

Now I'm gonna gulp down this last bit of Amaretto and head off to the fuckin' bar... I think it may be too hot to be sober.