At http://www.greenfairy.com/ today there was a funny post about women and pants... Which made me laugh because yesterday D and I were sitting on the couch having a very similar conversation.

D: You should stop wearing jeans. Only wear dresses.

Me: ?? What ??

D: {Smiles} That way I never have to bother with zippers and buttons again, easy access all the time.

Me: You are a bad, bad boy.