I am writing limericks.

No. Not for fun. For my extremely tedious Lit class. I swear, I thought college was going to enrich my life, and here I am in my fourth year and all it has done is make me really bored. I am also annoyed because we have to write the limericks in such a specific formula... Here's one for you anyway...

Too Much Talk

There once was a fish from the Sea
Who endlessly argued with me
He lived in a bowl
But I swallowed him whole
Then threw him back up in the Sea

You love it don't you? I knew it. Blah. I have to go defrost the chicken now.