So here I sit. Naked. Covered once more in cocoa butter. I figured out its secret. If you are willing to sit lathered in it for about a half an hour you can towel off some of the greasiness and your skin will resemble fine satin, to the touch, and also with a similar sheen. You will also smell like baked goods, but if this doesn't bother you then grease up baby! I got quite a bit done today. I feel productive, yet tired. D is on his way over presumably, he said he'd be here at seven so I'll have to make this quick....

Between me, and the man at the liquour store, an older gentleman who is always in a good mood:

Him: "Good afternoon! Those are some outrageous pants!"

Me: "Good afternoon to you as well! And thank you!"

Him: "Its lovely out isn't it?"

Me: "Yes, quite."

Him: "You made a nice selection of wines, not many ladies your age pick such nice wine."

Me: "Ahh.. I've been taught well I suppose. "

Him: (Wrapping the wine) "You have a beautiful smile, enjoy your day."

Me: "Why thank you. You enjoy yours as well."

Its always nice to be complimented.