I cannot keep it warm in here.

Though I try, it is simply too cold outside for it to stay warm in my apartment. Yes, it sucks. The cats will only hang out next to the heater or snuggled in bed.

I took an enormously long nap today. I can't seem to find the motivation to do much of anything. That's ok, I don't get much time to do nothing. I'm going to vacuum after I get done with this.

Talked to E the other day. He proudly proclaimed that he had a date. Apparently she was "hot and skinny"... Great for him. Any mild feelings of missing him were cleared up soon after after that stunning proclamation. What, is he calling me fat? Really though, how rude. And yes, I know he was "just trying to hurt my feelings"... That is such a lame-ass excuse. It was just plain mean.

I discovered I like green tea. I never thought I would. I mean something about tea being green... It just turned me off. But hey, it is really good for you. Supposedly it'll help you lose weight too... I mean if my exes are all going out with really hot skinny chicks... Maybe I need the damn green tea!

All joking aside I seem to have gone on this weird health kick. I haven't been eating badly, or drinking, I've been drinking all eight cups of water a day... Taking my vitamins and drink damn green tea. What has happened? I've even been exercising regularly (shout out to my exercise pahtnah A2)... Could be a phase I suppose.

I got a sexy pair of high heeled, pointy toed boots last week. They have these cool leather laces up the back, and reach up mid-calf. When I wore them out yesterday, under a pair of jeans, I not only felt like an Amazon (since the heels stretched my height to a good 6'2'' or so) but like a secret dominatrix. It was fun.

I'm looking forward to Christmas being over. I've finally come to terms with the fact that I hate holidays. I have unrealistic ideas about what they will be like, and I never fail to be disappointed. Some day, through more therapy perhaps I will overcome this dreadful affliction.

But Merry Merry Christmas to the rest of you! I hope that your days are merry and bright, and all that rubbish! Truly, I wish you all, out there in Blogland a Happy Holiday. Kiss someone under the mistletoe. I've always wanted to do that. Special love to ML and Youngster, Tilly, Fran, Kathryn Jane, Brandy, Raine, and LordMasterSteven (wherever he may be)...

Kisses, and to all a good night.