Seriously, this is the funniest discovery I've made in a very long while!

I am allergic to my parents house!

Really though, every time I'm there I go into some kind of allergic reaction. Last time it was hives. The time before I sneezed and sneezed. I love it! I finally have a valid reason for not going there.

It is my Daddy's birthday today though... I have to go there for dinner. I hope I don't swell like a balloon!