I got the coolest new blender a couple of weeks ago. It has this "to-go" attachment so you can blend smoothies then take them with you. I love it.

The cat is making the most entertaining noises at a bird.

I'm surprised I'm up this early voluntarily.

It was too hot in my bedroom.

I was having terrible nightmares about a horde of dead giants scouring the earth.

Time to buy a birthday present. So funny, when I buy birthday presents for other people, I always buy something for me too...